Hey J, remember when I posted about cats as sushi and then you responded “I give the internet 5 minutes before it sushi-izes everything from babies to Ewoks”??? Yeah, well, you must be prescient because I stumbled on this today.
Because they’re dead tasty, that’s why. Seriously, though, why does virtually every baddie in the game have a pineapple secreted about their person? All right men, we’re sending into an intense airship battle, so don’t forget your pineapples. And why have the good citizens of Rapture – whoops, mean Columbia – apparently thrown away a …
Don’t say I never did anything for you: cats as sushi.
Well, this looks yummy. Wait, no it does not. Actually, it looks rather disgusting.