I’m guessing the reviews for this anime robot on Amazon.JP are hilarious

First of all, check out the giant Kuratasu Starter Kit robot selling on Amazon.JP for 120 million yen right now. Then do the auto-translate feature of Chrome and enjoy these important bullet points on the product description:

  • Weight about 5 tons, height 3.8m engine driven human four-legged giant toy robot (weight, height, changes in both optional)
  • Unlike normal riding toy, safety and comfort is not guaranteed, you can guarantee the dream of mankind “consisting robot pilot”.
  • It will be the starter kit without arms, forearms, please purchase separately option.

Good thing to know the arms are sold separately. Next, goto the reviews page in Chrome and, again, auto translate. You will find some gems like these:

Five 5.0 out of 5 is great. , 2015/1/20
Contributor Aqua – I see all my reviews
This review is from: Kuratasu Starter Kit
First, as this product, which is also in the item description does not come with both arms in that starter kit.
Arms parts must be purchased separately.
However, rather than capture this as a disadvantage of this product, you should see as strengths that can be attached to various parts according to rather use. Since in my case had been intended for use in heavy lifting, such as proximity melee combat and luggage of Nora machine life form that came to haunt here recently in the neighborhood, one set of general-purpose manipulator, as for combat APFSDS ammunition canister bombs support both multi Cannon to the right arm, the one set the armed arm of 30mm Gatling gun mounted on the left arm I was choice.

5.0 out of 5 stars peace of mind, it is safe , 2015/1/15
Contributor Yamamoto Shinya – I see all my reviews
This review is from: Kuratasu Starter Kit
Was present at the sixtieth birthday celebration in grandmother that has weakened the legs
to go out in the neighborhood convenience store are willing to be just good
I shopping hook set in the right arm the (Amazon limited eco back included) was Choice
adult diapers also large quantities it is possible to load it seems to come in handy
in the left arm that journey of wild boar measures we chose the Karasawa made ​​laser rifle in
although bad little balance so rifle 1.5t with respect to the body weight 5t, and simultaneous charge of two horses also do you think it is no problem because the bear last minute
as the power becomes to Keshizumi to road together with ALL wild boar, but my grandmother had complaining that “shish meat wanted to eat”,
when also serves as crime prevention measures I think think whether passing mark

5.0 out of 5 stars rainy day out of stock , 2013/12/12
Contributor Tyler – I See all my reviews
This review is from: Kuratasu Starter Kit
Use for winter bonus and she decided the Kuratasu. I want to get before tax increase.
I hope the eco-car tax reduction target model.
Next year’s cherry blossom viewing is I think going with this guy.


Long live Japan!

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