An important study has just concluded on the anatomy of zombie brains. I guess zombies will heretofore be known as “people suffering from Conscious Deficit Hypoactivity Disorder”. Those poor CDHD bastards, they didn’t know what hit ’em. The researchers were thorough, noting the differences between the lumbering undead (CDHD1) and their more speedy brethren (CDHD2–see “28 Days Later”). The zombies in my best-selling (bawahahaha) Kindle book were of the Type 2 variety. I, for one, welcome our CDHD overlords.
Here’s a video outlining this breakthrough research: