Comet heading towards Mars

I don’t mean to scare anyone, but a giant comet is heading towards Mars. Impact and subsequent calamity is due October 19. Of course, Nasa says we should be just fine here on Earth–heh, right, theses are the same people who lied about the moon landing. But whatever. Anything hailing from the “Oort Cloud” can’t be a benevolent visitor. So, until October 19th, go on about your business as if you aren’t going to blown to smithereens.

Also, don’t be alarmed, but this other comet is being driven by a GIANT FACE:

WTF, comets? Jees, leave us alone already.