Hey J, remember that time we got drunk in Alaska and then I fought a bear and made him run away like a little girl? Well, it never happened, I merely implanted that memory in your head. Sorry.
*Note, as I’m sure everyone (read: J) knows, the title of this post is the title of the famous PKD short story, which both Total Recall movies were based off of. I loved the first one (cheesy Ah-nold ending notwithstanding), and have yet to see the second one (which I still need to see, but have only heard mixed reviews of).
Seriously? That was fake? What about the time we knocked over that casino in Vegas by making Pi hide in a serving cart?
No, that one was totally real.