So, about a year ago, someone gave me the movie “Gamer” with a bunch of low budget flicks that were either going to me or the trash can. It sat on my shelf until I was in the proper frame of mind. Said frame of mind was recently achieved with the help of a couple of long island ice teas and a shot of something that I don’t know what it was because I had previously peeled the label off. Anywho, I thought I was prepared for any eventuality, but I hadn’t counted on seeing the most terrifying thing ever concieved by man: a fat man eating waffles. If you haven’t allready experienced the pain, click below.