Details here. My question is: how long until the hackers crack this thing and hold your junk hostage? I’m thinking not too long.
What the fuck is going on in Kojima’s new game?
Because Zelda is finally coming. Check out the trailer below, in glorious 720P.
Japan is prepared in the event of a Zebra related emergency.
Ok – after having some time to digest the new SW film, I have to say that overall it was a decent flick, but it could have been a great film, with some small modifications. This review (although more critical than my own take) pretty well details all the flaws I saw in the film.
So here’s the principal flaws I saw, and my proposed solutions:
Problem: Finn’s transition to the light is meaningless because he was never a baddie. Seriously, what did he ever do that was evil? Clean a toilet poorly?
Solution: Baby murderin’. Have him slaughter like a dozen little kids. Then he would have something on his conscience that might create a meaningful transition.
Problem: Rey’s perfection. She literally does nothing wrong or poorly. There is no way she should be able to Jedi Mind Trick someone, or be able to go up against Emo Ren in a lightsaber battle.
Solution: Give her some flaws. How bout a space heroin addiction? Maybe she had to occasionally make ends meet by um.. making ends meet. She needs something to overcome on her path to becoming a Jedi. Luke had his whininess and anger management issues. She just looks like a prodigy who will do no wrong. How about instead of using a Jedi Mind trick, have Emo Ren be obsessed with her, and she uses her feminine wiles to escape? Why not give her a serious injury in the lightsaber battle with Ren?
Problem: Emo Ren. This dude just isn’t a baddie.
Solution: Make him badass. If he really wanted to emulate Vader, I would think he would overdo everything as opposed to being timid. He would want to constantly prove he was as bad ass as Vader was, and force choke people for looking at him sideways. He can still be conflicted so long as it is made clear his behavior is more about emulating his hero than stemming from his own anger.
Problem: Incoherent, Abramized plot.
Solution: Stick to the main plot, which was to find Luke. There’s no reason to throw in another Death Star destruction battle. And having R2 have the map all the time and just happening to wake up at the right moment? Lazy writing. You could have had a relentless pursuit by the First Order of Rey & co as they race to find Luke. Then have him actually reveal something about why he left. EG maybe he’s discovered some horrible dark secret behind the force or some shit.
Overall, I’m hopeful for the next film. I pretty much got what I expected out of this film, which was a paint by numbers, play it safe, let’s make our money back flick. Now, I believe they will let someone run in a more creative direction, and that could end up being another Empire.
The recent debate over law enforcement access to encrypted data has strained my faith in humanity to near the breaking point. How can people possibly be so stupid as to think that companies can provide for a way for law enforcement to be able to decrypt data without making that data insecure? May as well send everything in plain text. It will amount to unilateral disarmament against all cyber crime. And how exactly will you keep baddies from using encryption technology? So you ban Apple and Google from using end to end encryption. The users can just implement it themselves. So then what do you do? Slow the internet to a crawl while trying to figure out if every single packet contains encrypted data? Arrest and prosecute everyone who it appears is trying to send encrypted data? How could you even prove that? And how long would it take for someone to come up with an encryption method that would make your message look exactly like an excel spreadsheet to the sniffing software?
I’ve been on a bit of a classic anime kick recently, and ran across this little gem of a film that I never saw back in the day. So please enjoy my review.
By the numbers:
1987 – Release date
3 – The number of films this rips the plot off from. I count “2001: a Space Odyssey,” “The Thing” and “Alien.” There may be more.
2 – The number of people who are on the spaceship under false pretenses
0 – Boolean value for whether this shit makes any sense or not.
A group of explorers leave on a 20 year journey to an unexplored planet. Unexpected things happen while they are in hibernation. Also – there’s a cat. And that’s about as much as I can give you without spoiling it.
The animation is quite good for something from the 80’s. I would compare it to the original Transformers: The Movie animation. Not quite up to Akira standards, but nothing was back then. Sound track is decent, and the Japanese voice acting is quite good (there’s a dub, but I didn’t check that out.) Plot is derivative, but it keeps you interested. Overall, I say check it out. It’s available on Crunchyroll now. Oh – and here’s a teaser bit for you:
…of Gaming and live your vicarious game dreams* through your offspring. Why didn’t they have this shit when I was young? I would have dominated the Speedball 2 circuit.
*like hoop dreams, except with games, duh.
Check out this level. I got anxiety just watching it: