Congressman rightly points out that no houses are on fire but solar flares will kill us all.

When the giant explosion of sun guts finally rains over the earth and everyone dies (except for Tokyo, of course, because they’ll quickly deploy some kind of gargantuan, anit-armegeddon-dome–aka the AAD–that they’ve been working on surreptitiously for generations), well, it’s a safe bet that this old congressman will still be chillin’ in his not-too-techy but still solar powered Virginia cabin while fishing in his man made lake. So, yeah.

(Also, I bet J will dig this post.)

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  1. This was amusing to me. Also – A Carrington class event will one day fuck us up pretty good. Then we’ll fix shit. Doomsdayers always act like nothing can be done. So we don’t have a lot of transformers sitting around. Build them. They’re not that complicated. Problem solved.

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