Hey J, remember that time we got drunk in Alaska and then I fought a bear and made him run away like a little girl? Well, it never happened, I merely implanted that memory in your head. Sorry.
*Note, as I’m sure everyone (read: J) knows, the title of this post is the title of the famous PKD short story, which both Total Recall movies were based off of. I loved the first one (cheesy Ah-nold ending notwithstanding), and have yet to see the second one (which I still need to see, but have only heard mixed reviews of).